I’m a neat freak
no really. I am.
I know I post pictures of my messy desk…..but that’s always right before I clean it up. and I make mad messes when I craft…but that’s just part of the process…
I blogged about my bloggy routine....
I have a few rules that keeps my house clean and running efficiently…which equals more blogging time…I mean time with my family time.
A.If you leave a room..find something that belongs in the room you are going too. i walk upstairs i take my husband’s dirty plate (cause he doesn’t live by the same rules) I go downstairs i take a pair of shoes…when i have to go the bathroom, i’ll pick up my daughter’s blankets and take them as i go. i have a ton of stairs…and i could spend my day going up or down. so whenever I have stuff that needs to go downstairs i will put a pile by the top of the stairs…when i have a big enough pile..i will take it down (or up). this saves me from going up and down every few minutes.
(i also do this with my car. i get out..i grab a load of trash or my daughters 3 pair of shoes (i don’t know how so many end up in there she only has two feet) and put them where they go.)
It will overtake you. do a load a day. Two on Mondays (cause i don’t do squat on Sunday) and if i have nothing in my laundry basket I pull off sheets or towels or blankets or bath mats or shower curtains or pillows to make a full batch. (always do a full batch!) as soon as it’s done ..take it out. (you can only fluff them so many times.) I totally make my kids help put away their stuff…which they hate. but saves me from joining a nudist colony.
C. a place for everything and everything in it’s place. I find this especiallllly true with kids room. you have a big play box with all the toys dumped in it…and your kid wants that one little batman toy…he will dump everything out looking for it. I have a batman crate…a star wars crate…hot wheels drawers…a polly pocket place…a crate for mcdonald’s toys…everything is organized so when they want something specific..they know right where to get it. this always works great for clean up as well. if your kid dumped out everything and you tell him to clean his room….he is going to be overwhelmed. i tell my son..go pick up just the batman stuff…and in a few minutes i give him another thing to pick up. before he knows it his whole room is picked up!
D. dinner dishes. (all dishes actually) they suck. Just be like nike and do it. immediately. It will be a lot harder when the food is all crusted on. and no one wants to wake up to a pile of dishes in the sink. (teach your kids to rinse their own plates and load them for you!)
E. prepare the night before. part of our bedtime routine is laying out school clothes…(sock shoes to jewelry and hair crap) if we need lunches the lunch boxes are on the counter ready to be packed and all the papers they need are in their backpacks by the door. It’s a time saver and saves me from yelling my head off in the morning. (when we get the monthly lunch menu I go through with each kid and they tell me what days they like the food…and what days they need a lunch. freakin lunches are expensive at school…and i’ll be danged if i’m going to pay for something that they won’t eat!
which brings me to F…
nightime routine. do it. my kids have 15 min to get a drink.go the bathroom. get pjs on..clean up whatever mess is out. lay out their clothes for school..brush teeth..did i miss something? then they have 20 min to read. then it’s prayers and lights out. I got soooo sick of my kids coming out 42 times (slight exaggeration) (but only slight) to go the bathroom and get a drink and whatever excuse they could think of to not go to bed. (This really isn’t a house cleaning tip….but a sanity saver)
G. 5 minute clean up. Right before dinner when the kids are hungry and whiny and waiting for dinner and have nothing to do…we do a mad scramble. i set the timer for 5 minutes and we all run around and clean up as much stuff as possible. We help each other out (cause sometimes it’s funner to clean up other people’s crap) (and funner IS a word) we usually get all the toys put away..so we can eat dinner..play a game..watch a movie and go to sleep. (we also do this so daddy doesn’t know we have been sewing all day instead of cleaning) and the kids like it because it’s like a game!
H. is for holy crap…I didn’t know i could go on so long about cleaning crap. but here’s another one. MENU! . There is a reason my menu board is one of my all time favorite things in the world.
I look at it…and know if i need to pull out something to defrost or when i need to start dinner. it makes life easy when i go grocery shopping…and if something comes up..you can swap days as needed. (I always plan an easy meal (like chili dogs or pizza bombs) and then a harder meal (like casseroles or something that takes prep work) so I can swap to an easy meal if my husband tells me he’s not going to be here for dinner (cause why would I waste a good dinner on kids that will just complain.)
I. TOUCH ONCE! It’s my main rule with my emails. I won’t open them unless I have time to answer back. I do it with my mail. I get it. I open it. I put the trash in the trash. the announcements go on my bulletin board. The bills go in the bill pile and the coupons go where the coupons go (in the door of my car) touch things once. fill out the paperwork. sign your kids things and put them back in their book bags…do it immediately. Three days of mail and bills and magazine and kids school work will pile up FAST!
J. Bathrooms. I hate them. if it was up to me we would be squatting in the bushes. this one is like laundry. it needs to be done everyday. just a quick wipe down. get the toothpaste spilled wiped up..wipe up the pee on the seat…clean out the tub…etc. i usually do this when i put my kids to bed cause a…soon as i put cleaning stuff in the toilet everyone has to pee…and b. my kids rooms are right by the bathroom and i can hear if they are messing around and not sleeping. (I also try to delegate the toothpaste mess and wiping up to the older kids….)
K. oKay. this isn’t really about cleaning or organizing…but it’s something i always do..cause i’m a multitasker...exercise while you brush your teeth. and doing your dishes…and running up the stairs and carrying the groceries in…I can’t just blow dry my hair. I blow dry my hair and do squats. my husband makes fun of me..but he enjoys my butt. You don’t have to neccesiarlly work out..check emails while you are going the bathroom. Have your kids read to you while you are doing dishes. Fold laundry while you are watching the bachelor.
L. PINTEREST. oh yes i did. I’m here to validate your time you waste spend on pinterest. i don’t hide my love affair for pinterest. the ocd in me LOVES how it has organized everything for me. it keeps all the recipes i want to try, the outfits i want to buy, the boys i lust after…all organized. (okay…some of my boards aren’t useful) before there was pinterest…i would see something i like and save the picture to my computer with the name of the picture the name of the blog where i got it from. but i would still have to search it out on the blog..and sometimes I couldn’t find it. and it was a FAIL. pinterest saves me soooo much time i know right where i link up everything..
and i leave you know…with plenty of cute cleaning printables!
and fab n free has saved me so much time….they have compiled 20 great blog planners…that are all free printables! go here to see them all and pick your favorite! an organized blog is a happy blog!
alrighty…any major ones i missed? do you have a great tip! leave me a comment!!!!
McKenzie Guymon says
This speaks to my OCD heart! I love a clean house!
Steph @ Crafting in the Rain says
I totally do the calf-raises-while-teeth-brushing thing 🙂
ashley emmett says
I do so many of these things too! I only use a couple of pots/pans because dishes for five people suck…a lot.
I also make my kid go through the school lunch menu and circle the meals he will eat.
I use a menu board…weekly, not monthly. I also prep one day a week. so if we are having a casserole (or quiche or pot pie or whatever) I chop all the precooked meat and the veggies and put them in Tupperware with a sticky note of the day and meal and then just dump them in the pan on the day of. I means I only have to prep dinner hard core once a week! I also do the same thing with crock pot meals once a month and then throw them in the freezer!
I have never, ever enjoyed a post about cleaning more. why did I enjoy this post so much? I just. . .did. I think we need more about your routine. I am sooo agreeing with you on thee ole laundry words of wisdom.
p.s., you're better looking than the chick brushing her teeth, and you know it.
I second Mandi above… Loved reading this kind of thing about you!
Toni Barsi says
I totally agree with the menu. I try to make one for 3 months at a time, and it is such a life saver! Of course we don't always have what is written in, but i don't have to constantly as my husband what he wants to have for dinner. And if I happen to be out of the house HE knows what to defrost for dinner without calling me to check.
I really need to do better on the one touch e-mail though. I'm ALWAYS interrupted as soon as I sit down to check it! ;D
Kassi Mortensen says
You are WAY more organized then me on all things house!!! I pinned this for later! Thanks!!!
You are absolutely right. Dishes totally suck
I am not clean at all (for those of you whose brains work that way…I am jealous…mine does not). This p
(Ahem…stupid finger tapped the post button). Anywho this post was a complete eye-opener for me. Though, I really like doing dishes and I completely don't understand the whole waiting to wash them. It takes so much more time then. I blogged about it on my blog girlbytheseashore.com.
I am really hoping to make 2013 a much cleaner year and this post is really gonna get me going. Thanks!!!
Hillary Force says
So I pinned this off of Pinterest not noticing where it came from. As I read through it I was thinking this girl is so funny and thinks just like me. Then it hit me that it had to be Kimmy! I scrolled to the top and I was right. So hilarious! I loved this post, it must be the OCD inside of me! You are as always Super Fabulous!