I love my mother…
(i would put a picture of my mom here…but i have a feeling she would KILL me.)
and i love being a mother…
to print i just saved it in my picture file…
so you have to flip it upside down…
and then print it..and do the same for the inside…you just have to put the paper in backwards (you might want to try it out on a scrap paper to get it to work!
Shut the door
Don’t pull your sister’s hair.
Don’t talk with your mouth full
Because I said so QUIT Yelling!
Call me when you get there, just so I know you’re okay.
Clean up after yourself!
Do you think I’m made of money?
Don’t put that in your mouth, you don’t know where it’s been.
Go play outside! It’s a beautiful day!
Go to your room and think about what you did!
How can you have nothing to wear? Your closet is FULL of clothes!
I brought you into this world, and I can take you right back out!
If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.
If you don’t stop crying, I am going to give you something to cry about
If you’re too full to finish your dinner, you’re too full for dessert.
Cause i said so.
I’m doing this for your own good.
I’m going to give you until the count of three… 1.. 2.. 2 and a half… 2 and three quarters
Watch your mouth!
What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
When you have your own house then you can make the rules!
CAUSE I’M THE MOM!
I hope someday you have children just like you.
which reminds me of this youtube video…
LOVE the card! Love the Youtube video- it was too hilarious! And LOVE that you looked up if you needed a comma- good punctuation is very important when dealing with one's mother!
Love the card. I'm going to have to do some variation of it for my mom!
Oh my god how sweet! I love the card and how you googled the comma! XD lol
Lots of love,
Roudi @ c-is-for-craft.blogspot.com
kiki comin says
loved these quick ideas.i hate sappy cards so these are perfect!:)
I would add my favourite line: "I wasn't born yesterday"
I still use it, but not on my kids anymore (they're very aware I'm not young, hehe)
Kassi @ Truly Lovely says
Haha that's a good one! 🙂 My mom would totally relate I'm sure.