oh brother...i mean mother!

I love my mother…
(i would put a picture of my mom here…but i have a feeling she would KILL me.)

and i love being a mother…

and with motherhood comes a certain responsibility…

to not let your children destroy themselves and each other.

so I came up with a mother’s day card representing that….

and the inside

(i might have had to google if that comma was needed…

high school was lllllllooong ago.)

(if you want variations of this you can scrolll wayyyy down…)

to print i just saved it in my picture file…

opened it up

and you just pick your size and unclick fit picture to frame…

BUT if you are mentally folding this card in your head..it’s backwards…

so you have to flip it upside down…

and then print it..and do the same for the inside…you just have to put the paper in backwards (you might want to try it out on a scrap paper to get it to work!

then i just trimmed it up…

other “sayings” i considered adding to the card if i had room:

Don’t make me come in there…

Shut the door
Don’t pull your sister’s hair.
Don’t talk with your mouth full
Because I said so QUIT Yelling!
Call me when you get there, just so I know you’re okay.
Clean up after yourself!
Do you think I’m made of money?
Don’t put that in your mouth, you don’t know where it’s been.
Go play outside! It’s a beautiful day!
Go to your room and think about what you did!
How can you have nothing to wear? Your closet is FULL of clothes!
I brought you into this world, and I can take you right back out!
If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.
If you don’t stop crying, I am going to give you something to cry about
If you’re too full to finish your dinner, you’re too full for dessert.
Cause i said so.
I’m doing this for your own good.
I’m going to give you until the count of three… 1.. 2.. 2 and a half… 2 and three quarters
Watch your mouth!
What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
When you have your own house then you can make the rules!
CAUSE I’M THE MOM!
I hope someday you have children just like you.

which reminds me of this youtube video…