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oh brother…i mean mother!

I love my mother…
(i would put a picture of my mom here…but i have a feeling she would KILL me.)

and i love being a mother…

and with motherhood comes a certain responsibility…
to not let your children destroy themselves and each other.
so I came up with a mother’s day card representing that….

 

 

and the inside
(i might have had to google if that comma was needed…
high school was lllllllooong ago.)
(if you want variations of this you can scrolll wayyyy down…)

to print i just saved it in my picture file…

opened it up
and you just pick your size and unclick fit picture to frame…
BUT if you are mentally folding this card in your head..it’s backwards…

 

so you have to flip it upside down…

and then print it..and do the same for the inside…you just have to put the paper in backwards (you might want to try it out on a scrap paper to get it to work!

then i just trimmed it up…
other “sayings” i considered adding to the card if i had room:
Don’t make me come in there…

Shut the door
Don’t pull your sister’s hair.

Don’t talk with your mouth full
Because I said so QUIT Yelling!
 Call me when you get there, just so I know you’re okay.
Clean up after yourself!
Do you think I’m made of money?
Don’t put that in your mouth, you don’t know where it’s been.
 Go play outside! It’s a beautiful day!
Go to your room and think about what you did!
How can you have nothing to wear? Your closet is FULL of clothes!
I brought you into this world, and I can take you right back out!

If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.
If you don’t stop crying, I am going to give you something to cry about
If you’re too full to finish your dinner, you’re too full for dessert.

Cause i said so.

I’m doing this for your own good.
I’m going to give you until the count of three… 1.. 2.. 2 and a half… 2 and three quarters
Watch your mouth!
What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
When you have your own house then you can make the rules!
CAUSE I’M THE MOM!
I hope someday you have children just like you.


which reminds me of this youtube video…

 

it screams KIM.
and my kids already filled one of these out per grandma….
the answers they wrote down are HILARIOUS! like my four year old thinks that if her grandma had time she would love to chew bubblegum..
or that all three of my children think there grandmas weigh less than 100 pounds…
and the thing grandma always says is “Yes, kameron i will swing you”
just makes me giggle.
i stuck them in my cute moms sacks i got at walmart…
and if you are in a pinch you can whip up one of these

 

 

 

About Kimbo

Kimbo blogs at A girl and a glue gun--where she puts her hot glue gun to good use (as well as her vinyl cutter and sewing machine) She loves all crafts and is thrifty (the nice way to say she's cheap) So she is constantly trying to come up with fast and easy projects that won't break the bank! She lives in Idaho with her hot husband and 3 kiddos.