first. anyone see that movie about steve jobs? i’m dying to see it but i heard it’s so so.
What i’m really talking about is this:
my kids are all in school.
it reallllly is.
my first day i couldn’t decide if i should spend it all sleeping or shopping.
it was awesome.
but now my husband thinks i should get a real job.
blogging IS a real job.
just a crappy paying one.
on average i spend about 60 hours a week on it– between crafting…making sure to snap pictures in between…taking glamour shots that usually requires setting up backdrops…uploading, editing, writing, scheduling…making sure to tweet, facebook, pin, google plus. and then let’s not forget keeping up with all the emails.
I average $1.56 an hour. (i did the math)
not that i’m complaining. it’s LITERALLy my dream job. i ADORE blogging. (i hope you can tell JUST how much by all the words that i CAPITALIZED)
seriously. i have what I call job A.D.D. The thought of sitting and answering phones..or filing stuff all day…oh my gosh. no. I want to do new things everyday.
i’ve always wanted to do my own thing. i don’t like having a boss–I don’t like leaving the house (mild hermit) if i don’t feel like working. i don’t want to work. if i don’t feel like showering or taking off my pjs–stink it up.
and here’s me to husband:”where am i going to get a job? i’m qualified to work at a gas station…but i would gain 50 lbs.
and i’m qualified to work at Joanns…but I would be in the negative every month.
and i gag at the thought of dentist or anything nursing related”
(PROPS to the medical field. worth their weight in gold. i was giving birth and they wheeled in this big mirror and i told them wheel it right out…still don’t know what went on down there.)
So husband asked…”well…what WOULD you rather do than blog?”
So i came up with a list…..enjoy.
a professional pinterester.
for reals. best.job.ever.
Belle at disneyland
my dream in high school…my dream now. i might have to get botox first..but WELLL worth it.
A book reviewer.
really..does it get any better than getting paid to read books.
(i would have to make sure i only review fictional only. nonfictions are not my favorite
(random sidenote: i have an ongoing pinterest board full of books i want to read based on your suggestions…so let me know if there is a book i Have to add that list!!
a dessert taste tester
letsfaceit. i would be AMAZING at this.
okay. no one steal my idea….but this is my big money maker.
the unfortunate cookie.
filled with fortunes that…well….you would rather do without.
your best days are behind you.
you shouldn’t have ate that last egg roll.
the next time you see your x-boyfriend you will have pepper in your teeth.
those pants are not your friend.
i hope you have good insurance.
he cheated on you.
don’t get out of bed tomorrow
you should say no more often.
I don’t want to make the fortune cookies. i just want to sit around and think of unfortunes!
the person who names the paint chip colors
i just think it would be fun. i’m sure it’s probably harder then it seems.
i would bound to call a yellow urine dream or something…..
a personal shopper
i mean…i don’t think i would be good at it..but it would sure be fun to spend other peoples money.
it don’t even matter WHICH reality show.
i can judge ANYONE.
anyways…when it’s all said and done…i think i prefer blogging.
(but with a simon cowell paycheck!)
fyi. don’t google best jobs ever.
guys are perverts.